Parataxis

Hey, my name is Bryan and I like the internet.
my name is Bryan and I like the internet.
name is Bryan and I like the internet.
is Bryan and I like the internet.
Bryan and I like the internet.
and I like the internet.
I like the internet.
like the internet.
the game...you lose.

Kevin says he will have sex within the next 600 Days. He guarantees it.

600 days from today will be Friday, July 22 2011.

He has until midnight of the 22nd to have sex.  

He cannot start the 23rd a virgin or he loses.  

If he does it before the deadline then he wins.

Damn, I hadn’t heard about acid attacks in the middle east due to the low attention it receives but its just disappointing to know there are men who do this.

More pictures of acid victims posing for photographs

Damn, I hadn’t heard about acid attacks in the middle east due to the low attention it receives but its just disappointing to know there are men who do this.

More pictures of acid victims posing for photographs

Oh…my

Techno renovated.

Pokemon mind fart.

Pokemon mind fart.

Drive over a big bump, wince as if you're in pain and apologize to your car.

One day your car just might get angry and turn into a giant robot.

I made an app that measured users’ power levels. Apple sent me a letter saying that the iphone was not built to support those over 9,000. ARM. A new site that follows the FML style for application developers that were rejected from the app store.  ARM = Apple Rejected Me

Ayo deadlypotato

pimplimp:

jappyj:

Mike’s tomorrow at 12:30….it waaaaaaas supposed to be a surprise party, but kso blew the cover and let Mike read his text.

wtf you talkin about nigga?

You are an idiot. *sigh*…

Regardless if you believed Kevin, why would you try to talk to someone directly through Tumblr?

Tough Day.

An all nighter until we left for Black Friday Sales at around 4:00am to stand at Staples for two hours (I got everything I wanted though xD) followed by a full day of work at 8:30am to 7:00pm. Plus my dad took my car so I was dependent on him during my lunch break and he didn’t pick me up when the bank closed (-_-). All day at the bank I would have moments where I would pass out from exhaustion and boredom. My manager woke me up at about 6:00pm whn I fell asleep sitting in my chair. She just snapped at me and laughed. She said I could go home as the bank was dead the entire day but I stayed. And then my iPhone died. Walked to mikes house in the rain, he wasn’t at his house. Waited with his parents until jappyj picked me up to go watch Ninja Assasin.

I’m just fucking tired.

Yeaa haha….27444427

I’m bored at work.

Yeaa haha….27444427

I’m bored at work.

Staples at 4:29am. An hour and a half until they just they open.

Waiting in line with K-SO

Staples at 4:29am. An hour and a half until they just they open.

Waiting in line with K-SO